$F Dashboard
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PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS
$F is the coin for the button everyone already knows how to press. It launched on PONS paired against $MSFT, and half the creator fees route straight back to holders.
Opens the PONS launchpad in a new tab. Your wallet signs, not this page.
What is $F
one key, one market
Press $F to pay respects. Solana is dead and Robinhood took over. Press F to pay respects to all the scammers, jeets, 30k toppers, and more.
No roadmap, no product, no team dinner. There is a green ring, a fixed supply, and a fee stream pointed back at the people holding. Market down: press F. Market up: press F anyway.
The fee breakdown
2% creator fee — half of it goes to holders
Trades on $F carry a 2% creator fee. Fifty percent of that fee — 1% of trade volume — is distributed to $F holders pro rata to their balance, and it pays out in $MSFT, the asset $F is paired against. Hold more, receive more. That is the entire mechanism.
Where it comes from
Every buy and sell on the PONS pair pays the 2% creator fee. Volume is the only input.
Where it goes
Half stays with the creator wallet for the meme. Half is split across holders in $MSFT.
What you do
Nothing. Holding is the claim — the split is by balance whenever fees accrue.
How to buy $F
PONS launchpad, F / MSFT pair
Open the PONS launchpad and connect a wallet with funds available.
Search $F and select the F / MSFT pair.
Enter an amount you would be fine losing entirely. On-chain buys are final.
Confirm, then hold to be included in the fee distribution.
Opens the PONS launchpad in a new tab. Your wallet signs, not this page.
What $F is
Press $F to pay respects. Solana is dead and Robinhood took over. Press F to pay respects to all the scammers, jeets, 30k toppers, and more.
No roadmap, no product, no team dinner. There is a green ring, a launchpad, and a fee stream pointed back at holders. Market down: press F. Market up: press F anyway.
System specs
Half the creator fees go back to holders
Trades on $F carry a 2% creator fee. Fifty percent of that fee — 1% of trade volume — is distributed to $F holders pro rata to their balance, paid in $MSFT, the asset $F trades against. Hold more, receive more. That is the whole mechanism.
Four button presses
Is $F an investment?
No. It is a meme coin with a fee-share mechanic. Treat every dollar as one you already pressed F on.
Why $MSFT?
It is the quote asset of the pair, so fees arrive in it. Also: the console this dashboard is dressed as.
Do I need to claim?
Holding is the claim. The split is by balance, pro rata, whenever fees accrue.
1,337 G earned
Gamerscore rises every time you pay respects.